Waiter (in training): „Can I get you something to drink?“
Me: „Do you have Mountain Dew?“
Waitress (his trainer): „Did you just tell him we have something we don’t?“ She looks at me and says, „We have Coke products.“
Waiter: „Well, we have Mellow Yellow. It’s pretty much the same thing.“
Me: „No. It’s not even close. I’ll take a Coke.“
Waitress (as they walk away): „You almost ruined his day.“
Damn right! Do not disrespect the Dew like that!